by sussexpob » Fri Aug 01, 2025 9:48 pm
All in all, today is another one of those days where you are left with the bittersweet taste of bazball in your mouth. England got themselves into a commanding position, and then totally threw it away with immature cricket. I have no problems with Duckett or Crawley going out and putting the hammer down, but where is the situational awareness? Your a bowler down and have to bat some time to give the others a rest, you have splattered India all over to the point Gill is having a full on panic attack not knowing where to put his fielders or who to bowl, and the Indian bowlers are in full retreat with their lines and lengths just trying not to get smashed.... and then Duckett plays "I dont know what the **** you want to call that" and gets himself out, Crawley attempts to pull a ball at knee height and sand wedges it into the stratosphere like hes trying to get out the 13th hole side bunker at St Andrews, and then India are back in the game, back finding their line and length, and back doing damage. There must be somewhere between normal defensive, watchful cricket and hyper warpspeed. Duckett telegraphed his pre-meditated shot so much, he had his foot 1 meter outside legstump before Krishna had released the ball, and he clearly reacted to it and fired it wider.
Atkinson won the prize for dunce of the day though. With the world best batter on about 50 at the other end, and a batter at that who can easily turn a 50 into a 100 in 15-20 balls when in the groove, he steps into a baseball shot and spooned it to mid on. I just dont get it - your job is to hold up an end and let Brook do his stuff, don't leave him stranded with the 11 who can't hold a bat trying to pretend you are Barry Bonds. Just immature, idiotic cricket. These should be really easy common sense stuff, but 40-45 tests into the Bazball era we keep making these mistakes.
Other stuff rankles you too. The whole macho team persona maybe going to their heads; I have never seen Root lose his cool, and what happens? He tries to get chatty like he's He-man, and then next ball he's walking back because he missed one on middle stump losing his concentration. You've been an excellent batter for the best part of 15 years Joe, don't engage is this hero rubbish, do you talking with your bat like you always have.
And then the squad selection. They stupidly went for 4 injury prone bowlers, a bowler got injured. They picked a guy who has barely played FC in years, he has taken no wickets and scored no runs in the first innings. They picked another kid who has barely played and also doesn't seemingly want to either, could of been out first ball, ends up missing one coming back into him by a bat width and being out lbw for almost nothing. What did we expect? As Michael Vaughan said on comms, its damn well hard enough to play test cricket anyway - not bothering to even play FC, or picking people who can't perform in it? What did we expect? Well, I expected exactly that - 6 runs and no wickets combined from two apparent all rounders. Could have put two names in the hat and picked out people at random from CC, they'd probably have done better.
It feels like England are continually putting all their chips on Red, and rolling the dice. If we want to be remotely competitive in Australia we need to make far better decisions across the board, from the Director down to the players.
Some of these things are small and not difficult, but this is now the 4th summer of bazball, you'd expect some of these lessons to have been learned by now.
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