Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[westoelad]

Jason Gillespie banished from Australia for his Dad's Army comments towards the national cricket team.

Dizzy called up to Aussie squad to prove his comments were true.

[Alviro Patterson]

Kent beat Australia in warm up inside 5 sessions

[from_the_stands]

An Australian bowler breaks down during the warm up matches.

[Alviro Patterson]

An Australian bowler breaks down during the warm up matches.

Mitchell Claydon

[Alviro Patterson]

Andrew Flintoff urges Joe Root to be a better batsman than Don Bradman

[Arthur Crabtree]

European space probe, Pioneer 7, discovers line that the Australian cricket team will not cross on Halley's Comet.

[Alviro Patterson]

Chris Rogers spotted outside the Bat and Ball pub in Canterbury, buying and selling tickets for Kent v Australia warm up game.

[Durhamfootman]

Peter Siddle misses out on selection for the first warm up match when his blood pressure drops dramatically after eating a breakfast of 367 bananas and one grape

"must have been a bad grape" says Siddle

[Durhamfootman]

SMarsh, MMarsh, Starc and Johnson solve Australia's ashes bowling conundrum, by morphing into one super bowler called SMitch3, allowing Michael Clarke to also pick Siddle, Harris, and Hazlewood for Cardiff

[Alviro Patterson]

The ECB announce it will use it's £40 Million reserves to bail out the Greek economy.

[Alviro Patterson]

Former Call The Midwife sensation Jessica Raine to attend Friday's Natwest T20 Blast between Durham and Leicestershire. Says she is supporting Leicestershire death bowler Ben Raine.

[braveneutral]

Former Durham-based cast mate very upset at this development.

[Alviro Patterson]

Scott Borthwick tries to win Jess Raine over by smashing six sixes off a Ben Raine over

[Alviro Patterson]

Ryan Sidebottom comes out of international retirement and swings England to Ashes victory

[from_the_stands]

Australia become favourites for Lord's by dropping Shane Watson.