Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Durhamfootman]

KFC to become the main sponsor for the 'Tuck in' Ashes, after strong competition from Burger King, Nando's and Pizza Hut.

ECB express their delight that their hard work in rebranding English cricket has culminated in a completely new and unexpected cash revenue stream.

[Alviro Patterson]

KFC to become the main sponsor for the 'Tuck in' Ashes, after strong competition from Burger King, Nando's and Pizza Hut.

ECB express their delight that their hard work in rebranding English cricket has culminated in a completely new and unexpected cash revenue stream.

KFC launch an Ashes limited edition meal in their menu range, known as the Spineless Bucket.

[Durhamfootman]

KP forced to apologise for the creation of the spineless bucket

[GarlicJam]

a Daily Mail investigative reporter (who knew such a thing existed?) discovers that George Bailey has been acting as Andrew Strauss' personal advisor.


and Kevin Pietersen's


and Colin Graves'

[Alviro Patterson]

Joe Root calls for Peter Moores to be re-instated as England Head Coach

[Durhamfootman]

KP forced to apologise for Joe Root's comments

[Slipstream]

The ECB offers Moores his old job back and he accepts the offer.
Strauss tells Graves no one else wanted it.

[Durhamfootman]

After nobody applies for the vacant England head coach position, Colin Graves takes the job on, himself

[Durhamfootman]

Pietersen receives an immediate recall

[Durhamfootman]

Strauss quits, and calls Graves a C***

Whittaker is sacked and replaced by Boycott.

[Durhamfootman]

Boycott and Graves make Cook 12th man for the first NZ test

[Durhamfootman]

Cook announces his retirement from international cricket

[Durhamfootman]

Peter Willey appointed to the England backroom staff to duff up any England players who object to anything that Graves and Boycott say

[Durhamfootman]

Peter Willey puts Stuart Broad up against a wall and predicts what will happen to him if he drops short with the new ball in swinging conditions

Willey overheard to say "This is what a *modded* enforcer does, Sunshine"

[KipperJohn]

After viewing an episode of Inspector Morse entitled 'Deceived by Flight', Strauss drafts Kevin Whately into the England team as the all rounder, with strict instructions to report back on any suspicious behaviour.