Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Slipstream]

ECB take on extra staff to help with the avalanche of post received in the last 24 hours.
HR department to work through the night. Andy Flower called in to help read the thousands of CVs.

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB Director of Cricket role restricted to those who hail from Yorkshire

[Alviro Patterson]

Monty Panesar and Jesse Ryder suspended by Essex for binge drinking session with cast of TOWIE in Chelmsford.

[Durhamfootman]

Jessie Ryder admits he likes to wrap up his hand with Monty's beard before he punches windows out in the local boozer

[Alviro Patterson]

Bopara TV obtains exclusive footage of the Essex duos antics.

[Alviro Patterson]

Scott Borthwick scores run a ball double century against Somerset.

[Durhamfootman]

then dashes off to film the Call the Midwife Christmas Special

[Alviro Patterson]

Alex Lees, Jack Brooks, Steve Patterson and Tim Bresnan called up for 2nd Windies-England test

[rich1uk]

Alex Lees, Jack Brooks, Steve Patterson and Tim Bresnan called up for 2nd Windies-England test

Yorkshire Water to sponsor the England drinks carriers

[andy]

West Indies whitewash England 3-0

[Alviro Patterson]

Alex Lees, Jack Brooks, Steve Patterson and Tim Bresnan called up for 2nd Windies-England test

Yorkshire Water to sponsor the England drinks carriers

Funnily enough, Harrogate Spa Water sponsored the drinks break during last years Headingley test match.

[Alviro Patterson]

Tino Best selected for 2nd WI-Eng test match, bowls Alastair Cook for nought and breaks his off stump into two.

[Durhamfootman]

England move Ballance to opener for the second test, to accomodate Trott at 3

[Alviro Patterson]

England move Ballance to opener for the second test, to accomodate Trott at 3

Dickie Bird demands for Adam Lyth to be flown back to England in time for Yorkshire's CC game against Warwickshire

[Alviro Patterson]

ITVs Tuesday edition of The Chase is filmed at Chelmsford.