Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[rich1uk]

Sky to introduce Anal-Cam for the 2015 Ashes series.

Charles Colvile: "Now we can finally see how our batsmen feel about facing spin".

SKY's cricket coverage blocked by new government censorship laws after David Lloyd asks "was there a hot-spot on anal-cam"

[braveneutral]

The s***ometer put into good use by Sky when South Africa are having a bowl. Yes I definitely heard something back there Bumble.

[Durhamfootman]

anal cam



By..... you really do talk some sh1t, aidan... Charles.... Nick........ Beefy

[Durhamfootman]

The s***ometer .

Sphinctometer?

[GarlicJam]

Aidan takes the early lead in Predict a Headline for 2015.


although, renaming it might be worth while. Analcam sounds a little...... well, anal.


@rseholecam gives a little more scope - it could be inward looking as well as outward. It could also refer to cameras pointed at certain sections of the crowd - as well as the combox.

[Durhamfootman]

analcam also sounds like something a dentist would fill a tooth with

[Aidan11]

analcam also sounds like something a dentist would fill a tooth with

I've been to a couple of dentists who probably would do that.

[Alviro Patterson]

Southampton FC manager Ronald Koeman offers former cricketer Dominic Cork a contract

[Durhamfootman]

Channel 9 insists on calling the sphinctometer 'Sphincto'

Sky sports to mindlessly follow them, later in the year

[Durhamfootman]

IPL rebrand the sphinctometer the 'MDF Ribble Cement Sphincto'

a prize is to be awarded after each IPL match for the 'Citibank movement of success'

[rich1uk]

IPL rebrand the sphinctometer the 'MDF Ribble Cement Sphincto'

A prize is to be awarded after each IPL match for the Citibank movement of success

[rich1uk]

Umpires to give new warnings about bowlers following through in the danger area

[braveneutral]

Suresh Raina inducted into James Bond hall of fame. "He is so good at getting double 0s that we thought there must be some other talent in him."

[Alviro Patterson]

Suresh Raina inducted into James Bond hall of fame. "He is so good at getting double 0s that we thought there must be some other talent in him."

says Ajit Agarkar

[Aidan11]

ECB decide England wont have a warm up before the Tri-series in case they are playing against KP.