Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Gingerfinch]

Matt Prior bullies KP to come out for a drink.

Edited.

[braveneutral]

Matt 'Polonium' Prior arrested.

[Aidan11]

Police tell Prior "unlike you, we wont be dropping the charges".

[Alviro Patterson]

Matt Prior invests in the rapidly expanding taxi service, Uber

[ddb]

Paul Newman replaces Paul Downton

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB in latest press release

[Aidan11]

Broad needs a haircut

[Slipstream]

ECB in latest press release

Surely we are missing a bowler

[Aidan11]

Good to see Bresnan finally back in the side although I'm not sure why he's shaved his head.

[Alviro Patterson]

In response to KPs autobiography, Oldham rock band Inspiral Carpets re-release their hit song "This is how it feels" and reaches number 1 in the charts.

[from_the_stands]

Following the release of KP's autobiography, KP the musical comes out soon after. The play list includes;

"Black or white" - in reference to KP moving to England to escape the quota system in South Africa."
"Never tear us apart" in reference to KP first joining the ranks of the England cricket team.
"U can't touch this" - in reference to KP enjoying some early success.
"Bad to the bone" - in reference to KP being KP.
"Simply the best" - following KP being MVP at the World T20 where England won.
"Show no mercy" - in reference to the split between KP and Peter Moores.
"I will always love you" in reference to KP's friendship to Shane Warne.
"I just called to say I love you" - in reference to contact with embers of the South African team.
"Goodnight sweetheart" - in reference to KP abandoning England on a tour to India.
"I've had the time of my life" - in reference to KP playing in the IPL instead of getting ready for a home summer.
"If I could turn back time" in reference to the time KP was left out of the England team, triggering KP-gate.
"Nothing compares to you" - in reference to the collapse in the relationship with Andrew Strauss.
"You don't send me flowers anymore" - in reference to the collapse of the relationship with Andy Flower.
"Highway to hell" - in reference to KP's last tour with England to Australia.
"Don't leave me this way" - in reference to Graeme Swann retiring mid series during the last ashes series.
"Burning down the house" - in reference to KP moaning about everything on that last tour.
"The End" - in reference to KP being sacked by the ECB.
"I did it my way" - in reference to the autobiography coming out.

[Aidan11]

Asked if he'd read this week's controversial book Giles Clarke said "It's just what I would have expected from Roy Keane".

[andy]

Murali called and banned for chucking.

[Durhamfootman]

Murali called and banned for chucking.

ICC increase the permitted angle of bend to 25 degrees, and Murali survives again

Ajmal still fails

[Slipstream]

Pietersen turns up in Sri Lanka to commentate on the ODI series. Spends his spare time in the Sri Lanka dressing room.