Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[braveneutral]

ECB ask members to vote in an independence referendum.

Yorkshire seek independence from the ECB and apply for Test Status

Piers Morgan approves on the proviso that Yorkshire born KP is made captain.

[GGAS]

Worcs in talks with Clayton Kershaw over replacing the banned Saeed Ajmal for the 2015 season.

[Alviro Patterson]

The ECB are pushing for a Level 3 ban on Andrew Gale as it's discovered he has exchanged text messages with Kevin Pietersen, sending derogatory comments about Gilles Clarke.

[rich1uk]

Worcs in talks with Clayton Kershaw over replacing the banned Saeed Ajmal for the 2015 season.

Worcs under investigation by the ACSU after finding £25M to cover his wages

[Durhamfootman]

Jonathon Trott announces his intention to stand as deputy first minister of Scotland in the event of a 'Yes' vote.

"I understand the money's good, and I now feel fully able to pursue a political career on the international stage"

[braveneutral]

KP votes yes in the hope of lessening his competition for a Central Contract. He supposedly considered Trott's route hut decided that he was not divisive enough to be a politician.

[Durhamfootman]

Jonathon Trott announces his intention to stand as deputy first minister of Scotland in the event of a 'Yes' vote.

"I understand the money's good, and I now feel fully able to pursue a political career on the international stage"

Jonathon Trott announces his intention to stand as a candidate for First Minister after the resignation of Alex Salmond, on the grounds that he isn't Nicola Sturgeon

[Durhamfootman]

After comprehensively beating Middlesex to preserve their div 1 status in the most remarkable fashion, Lancashire rebrand themselves the 'Lancashire Oscars', in recognition of the fact that this year they definitely got away with it

[rich1uk]

Trott decides to change one letter in his surname from a "t" to a "u" as he feels this will increase his chances of being accepted as a leadership contender by the SNP

[Durhamfootman]

took me a moment, but I got there in the end.

[rich1uk]

took me a moment, but I got there in the end.

[Slipstream]

Trott returns to the England Test team as Cook's opening partner. Bell threatens to retire as he wanted to open the batting with his captain.

[Durhamfootman]

Trott returns to the England Test team as Cook's opening partner. Bell threatens to retire as he wanted to open the batting with his be captain.

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB reports itself to the Cricket Disciplinary Commission for holding the Royal London Cup Final in turgid conditions.

[Durhamfootman]

Gale narrowly misses out to Luke Wright on the CMJ spirit of cricket award