Suarez bites off more than he can chew

[Aidan11]

I think I've seen somewhere that suarez reckons he fell, or tripped, or something, and the bite was unintentional

I laughed when I heard this on Sky yesterday. It was just as I had a pie in front of me. The news made me stumble and ended up landing on the pie with my teeth....several times.

do you think that he really thinks people are going to believe that?

I suppose they had to try something. The bloke obviously has a problem.

[Durhamfootman]

If a German moves in you will never see your bins again. They will treat them like their own and move in with no qualms. In the plus side at least they will be organised.

good call

they need a good organising. There'll be no accidently trying to recycle black plastic food trays when the Germans are in charge

[SaintPowelly]

Suarez offers an official apology and vows to never bite again...I'm sure I read the same thing 12 months ago.

Chiellini has accepted the apology, which didn't happen 12 months ago.

[SaintPowelly]

Chiellini has also "urged FIFA to reduce the ban"

[Aidan11]

Chiellini sent Suarez a written replay but when it dropped through his letter box, Suarez ran to the door and started ripping the letter to shreds with his teeth.