by #Brown » Thu May 31, 2012 10:05 pm
Let’s play a game and imagine you’re the ECB:
There are more grounds in the country upgrading to bring themselves to an international standard…because T20 aside, it’s almost a necessity for big clubs to balance the books.
So you start staging pointless ODI series against the likes of Australia, fiscally advantageous for both the county and yourselves…boards are happy, together with local populace and everyone wins.
Your ‘star’ batter, who is no stranger to money spinning cricket, then sees the futility in it all with his young family and requests not to play in such a format. Maybe adds something noble about giving youngsters a chance.
You can either say yes and allow him to manage his workload, thereby setting a trend for other ‘star’ players to make such requests. All of a sudden the product you’re trying to sell to the money laden public and broadcasters is very much a watered down contest, with the likes of Rikki Clarke opening the batting and bowling.
Or you say no, quoting a pointless rule and do not allow him to pick and choose his formats…in doing so you exacerbate an already spiky relationship and take one step closer to forcing him out the door entirely. After all, it’s just a matter of time before he realises his quality of life can be improved in all areas by biting the bullet, flipping you the bird and only playing in T20 competitions around the world.
The fun in the game is that you can either chose yes or no and will only lose…the quality of your product can only be diminished, with the best players eventually watching games on a satellite feed from their yachts wherever they happen to be moored that week.
Maybe the only thing to do is reign in your own greed, reduce the quantity of the amount played in order to ensure the quality, and interest, remains.
Still, at the least there’s James Taylor. For now.
If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.