Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

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Durham sign Cameron Borthwick-Jackson on a short term contract

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New Zealand left-arm spinner and versatile fielder Mitchell Santner stakes his claim as the new Mitch 1 in cricket.

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New Zealand left-arm spinner and versatile fielder Mitchell Santner stakes his claim as the new Mitch 1 in cricket.

The ICC grant permission for him to be called this, but they stipulate that it must be written as Mitch 1NZ

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England RFU are unable to reach a deal for Durham all-rounder Scott Borthwick

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Hit TV programme and Only Fools and Horses spin-off The Green Green Grass is to make a series comeback, with filming based at Seddon Park.

[Durhamfootman]

Melbourne Stars sack their head coach after losing the first match of the BBL amid claims that he'd lost the dressing room

[Durhamfootman]

In an amazing turnaround the Melbourne Stars head coach is re-appointed after it emerged that the only reason he'd lost the dressing room was that the sign on the dressing room door had been stolen, and he'd forgotten which room it was

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Dushmanthra Chameera stakes his claim as the new Mitch 1

[Durhamfootman]

Within hours of Jay McGuiness winning Strictly, England call him up to open with Alistair Cook in South Africa

[Durhamfootman]

Trevor Bayliss sacked by England after a successful dairy based media hate campaign by Edam Hazard and Cheese Fabregas.

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The Royal Family announce New Zealand batsman Kane Williamson will be next in line to the British throne.

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Shahid Afridi to host Miss Universe 2016

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Steve Harvey to officially announce the international retirement of New Zealand cricketer Brendon McCullum

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British pop singer Jess Glynne declares her interest in collabarating with former New Zealand international cricketer Chris Martin.

Doctor Dre expresses an interest in collabarating with recalled England batsman Nick Compton

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Australian selectors.seen handing around cigars and brandy amongst themselves, 4.38 pm Melbourne time.