Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Alviro Patterson]

British pop singer Jess Glynne declares her interest in collabarating with former New Zealand international cricketer Chris Martin.

[braveneutral]

British pop singer Jess Glynne declares her interest in collabarating with former New Zealand international cricketer Chris Martin.

Gwyneth Paltrow overrules.

[Alviro Patterson]

South Africa prepare for Day 5 of the India test by showing Michael Atherton's innings at Johannesburg.

[from_the_stands]

Following the announcement by Graeme Smith suggesting his return to international cricket, Mitchell Johnson similarly announces his return. Both receive Cgristmas cards from Shahid Afriddi. Upon learning of MJ's return, Smith promptly retires again. Afriddi, fearing that Smith and/or MJ might be making a run at his record for most retirements in a career, retires again, and promises to return soon.

[Durhamfootman]

ECB threaten the BBC with broadcasting rights for free to air cricket for not including Joe Root in the SPOTY nominations

[Durhamfootman]

BBC goes into panic at the thought of having to broadcast free to air cricket, and promise that they'll always include a cricketer in the nominations, even if England lose every test match in the year

[Durhamfootman]

BBC goes for a lie down in a darkened room, after the trauma of having to think of how to pay for free to air cricket.

[Arthur Crabtree]

After BT purchase Cricket Australia's TV rights, the UK broadcaster insist on Night/Day Tests, timed to begin just after Coronation Street, GMT.

[Alviro Patterson]

England's bowlers are licking their lips in the prospect of a washed out Graeme Smith returning to international cricket

[andy]

Having heard Graeme Smith's coming out of retirement, Ryan Sidebottom puts his hand up for England selection

[GarlicJam]

Mitchell Johnson discovers English parentage (always knew there was something dodgy about him) and makes a comeback playing as Mitchell the First of England.



Smith retires again.

[braveneutral]

Graeme Smith announces that rumours aren't true but cooked up by his uncle Stan due to the lack of sporting prowess of his children.

[andy]

Graeme Smith ends all comeback rumours, by moving into a retirement home

[Alviro Patterson]

The ever persistent ankle problems has forced Mitchell Starc to retire from cricket.

[Alviro Patterson]

Yorkshire CCC and Andrew Gale sue the ECB for their disciplinary procedure of Craig Overton