Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[rich1uk]

"We picked a squad based on games that lasted 25 overs" said Peter Moores

[rich1uk]

Following an early exit from the World Cup the England Cricket team have a new captain. His name is Mark and he will be their pilot for the flight home.

[Aidan11]

Afghanistan sack their entire squad and coaching staff.

[Aidan11]

Glenn McGrath predicts another 5-0 hammering for England. He is of course no stranger to shooting down defenceless animals.

[braveneutral]

Following an early exit from the World Cup the England Cricket team have a new captain. His name is Mark and he will be their pilot for the flight home.

Rumour has it that his brother Steve was offered the post but turned it down without a second thought and merely giggled for five minutes when they asked for any suitable candidates that he could think of for the role.

[Aidan11]

Paul Downton disappears in vacuum cleaner incident.

[Durhamfootman]

vacuum cleaner attachment disappears in Paul Downton incident

[Alviro Patterson]

Chancellor George Osborne delighted with the England test match squad selection for the tour of West Indies. Cites 10 of the 16 man squad play for Northern Counties, fulfiling his deam of a Northern Powerhouse.

[Durhamfootman]

Chancellor Osbourne refutes Alviro Patterson's assertion by stating that 'Northern Powerhouse' really means Lancashire

[Alviro Patterson]

Chancellor Osbourne refutes Alviro Patterson's assertion by stating that 'Northern Powerhouse' really means Lancashire

Prime Minister David Cameron dismisses this, saying a strong Yorkshire makes for a strong England. These views echoed by William Hague.

[Durhamfootman]

Prime minister Cameron pledges to extend HS2 to Leeds and site a new HS2 platform directly underneath the new pavillion at Headingley

[Durhamfootman]

Chancellor Osbourne suggests that he might find the funding to replace the rugby stand at Headingley, once he has checked if any of the surrounding areas are in marginal constituencies

[andy]

Jack Brooks earns test cap

[Gingerfinch]

Jack Brooks earns test cap

Hope so.

[andy]

Yorkshire take on Australia in first Ashes test