Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[braveneutral]

CMS complete management buyout of ECB.

[GarlicJam]

CMS complete management buyout of ECB.

You are on a roll!

[Durhamfootman]

A CMS spokesman admits that when buying out the ECB, they were unaware of the scale of the Greek debt.

"we thought it was odd when the Germans' offered us such a good deal"

[Durhamfootman]

Angela Merkel seen running down the street doing the 'Morecambe and Wise' dance to the tune 'Bring me Sunshine'

[Durhamfootman]

Vladimir Putin offers to buy CMS out, in exchange for the chance to site thermonuclear warheads behind the Footman's bins

Edam Hazard furious at the surprise eviction

[GarlicJam]

Brendan MacCullum admits relief at having beaten England.


"we often slip up against the minnow teams"

[braveneutral]

New ECB appoint AC and Aidan as co-coaches to provide both carrot and stick.

[KipperJohn]

England's new training regime - watching and analysing pre 1975 movies whilst angrily chopping wood.

[Arthur Crabtree]

New ECB appoint AC and Aidan as co-coaches to provide both carrot and stick.

Complaints from backroom staff as carrots not on ECB menu.

[DiligentDefence]

AC's vegan plan for England XI leaked to press.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Pietersen announces retirement from international cricket. Everyone else follows.

[Arthur Crabtree]

New ECB appoint AC and Aidan as co-coaches to provide both carrot and stick.

Under strict regime discipline, players fined for being late for the outrage bus.

Bopara goes missing and is replaced by Ben Stokes.

Altercations emerge in B&Q.

[rich1uk]

In the latest episode of "Smiley's People" Eoin Morgan is revealed as an Irish secret agent masquerading as England cricket captain with the ultimate aim of securing test status for Ireland by bringing down the ECB from within

[Arthur Crabtree]

In an episode of Steely's People, the loyal servant known as KP is identified as a subversive and unreliable agent and smeared by double agent Flower in order to launder his own reputation and maintain an untouchable position within the Circus.

[rich1uk]

World Cup injury crisis for England as Morgan, Bopara and Ballance are declared 100% fit