Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Durhamfootman]

Peter Moores invites Andy Murray to become Team England's pre-World Cup motivational speaker

[KipperJohn]

Kim Sears appointed as England's sledging coach.

[Alviro Patterson]

Peter Moores sacked, ECB announce Judy Murray as new head coach to complete the set.

[Durhamfootman]

Judy Murray immediately signs up for Australia's dancing with the stars..... and gets England batting coach, Mark Ramprakash to take part too.

England's team batting average falls below 25, but salsa competence begins an upward trend

[Alviro Patterson]

Ravi Bopara withdraws from England's World Cup squad for personal reasons, replaced by Ben Stokes.

[Aidan11]

Paul Downton annoyed that CMS poster concentrating on old football games ans Fred Flintoff's TV career instead of paying attention to Samit Patel's sublime innings for The Lions.

[Durhamfootman]

KP celebrates, on his twaddle account, that being sacked by England has at least given him the opportunity to watch this year's Great British Sewing Bee

[from_the_stands]

England sensationally recall KP during their run chase against Australia at the MCG. The South African born Melbourne Stars player makes his much anticipated return for the three lions during the second batting power play, but to no avail, as Australia crush England to kick-start their quest for an unprecidented fifth World Cup.

[GarlicJam]

England One Day Cricket Captain changes the spelling of his first name, to 0wen.

Adopts the nickname 0-well.

[Durhamfootman]

After the most in depth investigation into a catastrophic England tour ever, Schofield determines that England were just a bit unlucky.

[Aidan11]

Paul Downton says England should have stuck with Cook.

[Durhamfootman]

Peter Moores complains to the ICC that Australia cheated by not bowling enough of the bowlers that England had practiced for.

"If we'd known that they were going to bowl their batsmen at us, we wouldn't have wasted weeks practicing cowering behind the sofa for when Mitchell Johnson was bowling"

[Durhamfootman]

England announce their side for the 2nd ODI

Bell
Taylor
Taylor
Taylor
Taylor
Morgan (c)
Buttler (w)
Anderson C
Marsh
Johnson
Starc

[GarlicJam]

Could be a true headline:


ENGLAND MITCHELLED!

[Durhamfootman]

Valentines Day Massacre is more likely, I think