Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Alviro Patterson]

Alastair Cook to host Cook's questions on More4

[rich1uk]

Cook argues that his food being inedible is not his fault and that he followed the recipe to the letter but the ingredients he had been given to use weren't suitable.

[Alviro Patterson]

Cook argues that his food being inedible is not his fault and that he followed the recipe to the letter but the ingredients he had been given to use weren't suitable.

[andy]

Tim Bresnan opens the batting for England in west indies

[Durhamfootman]

Cook argues that his food being inedible is not his fault and that he followed the recipe to the letter but the ingredients he had been given to use weren't suitable.

Ingredients instructed to take collective responsibility for the shoddiness of the meal

[braveneutral]

Both are brilliant. Had a chuckle. The woman across from me looked up. Has a bit of cheek as she has been snoring the whole way.

[Durhamfootman]

IPL chiefs leak intimate and private photos of Ian Botham

ECB chiefs leak intimate and private photo's of Geoffrey Boycott

[Durhamfootman]

photographs show Geoffrey Boycott, wearing only a chef's hat and apron, secretly undermining the vegetables.

[GarlicJam]

photographs show Geoffrey Boycott, wearing only a chef's hat and apron, secretly undermining the vegetables.

PEVA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) plan to protest against Boycott for Rhubarb abuse.

Grandmother in firing line, as well.

[Alviro Patterson]

photographs show Geoffrey Boycott, wearing only a chef's hat and apron, secretly undermining the vegetables.

PEVA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables) plan to protest against Boycott for Rhubarb abuse.

Grandmother in firing line, as well.

[Alviro Patterson]

Andrew Gale attends Lancashire v Middlesex finale, with County Championship trophy in hand.

[braveneutral]

Piers Morgan appointed head of ICC.

[Durhamfootman]

Piers Morgan appointed @rse of ICC, as well

[braveneutral]

ECB ask members to vote in an independence referendum.

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB ask members to vote in an independence referendum.

Yorkshire seek independence from the ECB and apply for Test Status