Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Alviro Patterson]

Shane Warne also agrees to mentor Monty Panesar

[SaintPowelly]

Woakes banished from England squad for spilling water from Cooks bottle.

[The Waugh Twins]

"England beat Brazil 7-1".

[Aidan11]

Emos complain that Cook's captaincy is too depressing even for them.

[D/L]

Emos complain that Cook's captaincy is too depressing even for them.

Should that have been "Some complain..."?

[Aidan11]

Emos complain that Cook's captaincy is too depressing even for them.

Should that have been "Some complain..."?

Emos - emotionally manic-depressive goth-type people who indulge in self harming.

[andy]

[D/L]

Emos complain that Cook's captaincy is too depressing even for them.

Should that have been "Some complain..."?

Emos - emotionally manic-depressive goth-type people who indulge in self harming.

Goth-type people?

[D/L]

Done some research. Named after this chap, presumably...

[sussexpob]

Emos complain that Cook's captaincy is too depressing even for them.

Should that have been "Some complain..."?

Emos - emotionally manic-depressive goth-type people who indulge in self harming.

Or, alternatively, people who are normal who like Saves the Day......

[Aidan11]

I remember Emo Phillips.


He wasn't funny.

[Aidan11]

Last word on Emos, here are Rod Hull and Emo -

[SaintPowelly]

Mark Stoneman falls down 1 of the holes in the Headingley wicket.

[D/L]

I remember Emo Phillips.


He wasn't funny.

In your opinion, of course.

He wasn't my favourite either, but some must have paid good money to watch him.

[andy]

Stuart Binny takes a test match 5-fer.