Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Durhamfootman]

In yet another admin error, former Scotland rugby player Scott Hastings is bemused at being informed he has to report to Durham CCC for pre-season cricket nets.

Harker apologises for the admin error that led to the signing of Scott Hastings, instead of his older brother Gavin.

[Gingerfinch]

John Hastings completes his own personal 1066 season for Durham

10 wickets @ 66

Nice one, Durham.

[Aidan11]

Ashley Giles left with egg on his face after trying to select Peppa Pig for England's WT20i squad only to be told she already plays for Australia.

[Alviro Patterson]

England squad for the 1st Sri Lanka test

Ian Bell, Jonathan Trott, Tim Ambrose, Varun Chopra, Laurie Evans, Jim Troughton, Rikki Clarke, Chris Woakes, Chris Wright, Keith Barker, Boyd Rankin.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Sam Hain?

[Alviro Patterson]

Sam Hain?

Sam Hain would have the sense to play for Australia

[GarlicJam]

Daniel Worrall denies putting any balls on a good length.

[GGAS]

Daniel Worrall denies putting any balls on a good length.

[hopeforthebest]

England squad for the 1st Sri Lanka test

Ian Bell, Jonathan Trott, Tim Ambrose, Varun Chopra, Laurie Evans, Jim Troughton, Rikki Clarke, Chris Woakes, Chris Wright, Keith Barker, Boyd Rankin.

Very amusing Alviro, almost as funny as a Yorkshire fan accusing another county fan of bias.

[Alviro Patterson]

England squad for the 1st Sri Lanka test

Ian Bell, Jonathan Trott, Tim Ambrose, Varun Chopra, Laurie Evans, Jim Troughton, Rikki Clarke, Chris Woakes, Chris Wright, Keith Barker, Boyd Rankin.

Very amusing Alviro, almost as funny as a Yorkshire fan accusing another county fan of bias.

It's certainly as amusing as Ashley Giles selection policy.

[Alviro Patterson]

Durham leg spin sensation and one time actor Scott Borthwick is devastated to learn Jessica Raine will no longer appear in Call The Midwife.

[andy]

bangladesh win the WT20

[Durhamfootman]

Daniel Worrall denies putting any balls on a good length.

I've just found out who Daniel Worrall is. The name didn't really mean anything to me before.

What a terrific headline. You are to be congratulated, GJ. I wish I'd thought of it

I have a feeling that my best cricket headline title will be heading down under this December

[GarlicJam]

Cheers, DF.

I suppose I should improve my chances then, and let those who aren't aware, know that Daniel Worrall is the South Australian fringe bowler that has been suspended for gouging a penis and testicles on the pitch in a lower level interstate match (see Fools is Fools thread).

[andy]

SA bowl their overs on time!