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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:51 pm
by Durhamfootman
Durhamfootman's bins would sue the premier league footballers, if only they knew what a footballer was

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 10:54 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Durhamfootman blames George Osborne for lack of legal aid for his bins.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 3:01 am
by braveneutral
Eden Hazard sues Durhamfootman's bins for not paying the spare bedroom tax.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:36 pm
by GarlicJam
Michael Klinger selected for Second Test.


"He is the only over 30y.o. playing for Western Australia that hasn't played for Aus, so he's got to be in. It's our selection new policy." - Rod Marsh.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2016 11:55 pm
by Alviro Patterson
Billy Bowden charged with ball tampering in the 1st New Zealand v Australia test match

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 1:08 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
Australian inland revenue turns down Shane Warne's attempt to declare himself leader of a new religion. Warne accuses the body, responsible for collecting taxes, of being totally selfish.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 3:01 pm
by Arthur Crabtree
The ECB sack Trevor Bayliss after he declares inconsistent batters will be dropped.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Mon Feb 15, 2016 5:36 pm
by KipperJohn
As the number of chances dropped by England escalates, Cook admits 'the problem appears to be catching......'

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 12:52 am
by Alviro Patterson
Brendon McCullum caught trying to sell Shergar to fellow cricketing colleagues and acquaintances

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2016 2:24 pm
by Durhamfootman
David Warner runs out Steve Smith after refusing to take a 4th run because there is no prize money for an all run 4

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 12:57 am
by Alviro Patterson
Steve Smith retired hurt during lunch break as his meal was spiked with laxatives

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:01 am
by GarlicJam
Alviro Patterson wrote:Steve Smith retired hurt during lunch break as his meal was spiked with laxatives

Confusion came about after he told Joe Burns that he "wants runs - quick!"

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:06 am
by Alviro Patterson
GarlicJam wrote:
Alviro Patterson wrote:Steve Smith retired hurt during lunch break as his meal was spiked with laxatives

Confusion came about after he told Joe Burns that he "wants runs - quick!"


:lmao :clap

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:09 am
by GarlicJam
Ever the team man, our Joe.

Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

PostPosted: Wed Feb 24, 2016 1:12 am
by Alviro Patterson
Steve Smith receives ATP World Tour wildcard