Predict a Cricket Headline for 2016

[GarlicJam]

Shankycricket stripped of his (dis)honary Australian Citizenship.

Shanky was called before the Australian High Commisioner and was told in no uncertain terms that his pessimism towards Australia's prospects in New Zealand was "downright un-Australian" and he has now been relegated to the status of England Supporter, where his pessimism would not only be welcome but also appreciated.

[Alviro Patterson]

Dave Clark Five to perform England's official anthem for the World Twenty20 campaign

[shankycricket]

Shankycricket stripped of his (dis)honary Australian Citizenship.

Shanky was called before the Australian High Commisioner and was told in no uncertain terms that his pessimism towards Australia's prospects in New Zealand was "downright un-Australian" and he has now been relegated to the status of England Supporter, where his pessimism would not only be welcome but also appreciated.

My pessimism resulted in a series win. Not too bad I suppose.

[GarlicJam]

In your dreams.

Aus won despite your pessimism. It was actually down to their never say die, keep fighting to the end attitude that is an Australian trait. Hence you being deemed un-Australian.

[shankycricket]

In your dreams.

Aus won despite your pessimism. It was actually down to their never say die, keep fighting to the end attitude that is an Australian trait. Hence you being deemed un-Australian.

I'll take the win nevertheless.

[Alviro Patterson]

Bangladesh win the World Twenty20

[Durhamfootman]

Roelof vd Merwe signs for Durham as a Kolpak now that he's Dutch and not South African anymore

[Alviro Patterson]

Netherlands death bowling sensation Paul van Meekeren declares his ambition to play for England. ECB swiftly replace him with Chris Jordan and plays in the Super 8s with immediate effect.

[Alviro Patterson]

Shankycricket stripped of his (dis)honary Australian Citizenship.

Shanky was called before the Australian High Commisioner and was told in no uncertain terms that his pessimism towards Australia's prospects in New Zealand was "downright un-Australian" and he has now been relegated to the status of England Supporter, where his pessimism would not only be welcome but also appreciated.

BCCI over-rule

[Durhamfootman]

Headline for 2020

ECB give Andrew Strauss the first driverless car in Britain as part of his contract package, but Strauss refuses to use it, claiming that the new car drives like a c***

[Slipstream]

Netherlands death bowling sensation Paul van Meekeren declares his ambition to play for England. ECB swiftly replace him with Chris Jordan and plays in the Super 8s with immediate effect.

[Alviro Patterson]

Mitchell Santner officially declared as Mitch 1 by the ICC for his devastating bowling performance of 4-11 against India in their own backyard.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Following their victory over India, the ICC is to make New Zealand join qualification for future World Cups.

[Durhamfootman]

Flushed with success after his stunning century against England, Chris Gayle asks a pretty young thing out on a date, before realising that it's Joe Root

[braveneutral]

BCCI overrules.