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Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Wed Aug 12, 2015 1:11 pmby GarlicJam
getting your antipodeans mixed up, Rich. It's the Kiwis that this would distract.
Vulnerable English backpackers, that's Australians' weakness.
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Wed Aug 12, 2015 6:17 pmby Durhamfootman
A spokesman for the Oval announces that sheep will be very welcome at the ground as long they leave their musical instruments at home
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:06 pmby Alviro Patterson
Queen Elizabeth II condemns Geoffrey Boycott for signing a £10 note over her face.
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:22 pmby Alviro Patterson
Salman Butt and Mohammad Asif spotted loitering outside The Oval with bundles of brown envelopes
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:26 pmby braveneutral
South Africa quit world cricket and start a new sport called crickette which is bizarrely similar in all but name and the addition of a 4th stump.
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Fri Aug 21, 2015 9:19 pmby Durhamfootman
braveneutral wrote:South Africa quit world cricket and start a new sport called crickette which is bizarrely similar in all but name and the addition of a 4th stump.
In a bizarre twist, south african cricketters will be required to have English accents in order to be considered good enough for selection
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:39 pmby from_the_stands
The ECB announce that no Test cricket will be played inside the M25 during the 2019 Ashes series.
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:24 amby Alviro Patterson
from_the_stands wrote:The ECB announce that no Test cricket will be played inside the M25 during the 2019 Ashes series.
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Sat Aug 22, 2015 12:49 amby rich1uk
HSE force a postponement of the Ashes series citing a danger to the public as a result of an unusually high number of collapses
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Sat Aug 22, 2015 1:04 amby Arthur Crabtree
M25 to be moved to the north to preserve the primacy of London Tests.
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Sat Aug 22, 2015 10:58 amby Durhamfootman
Jeremy Corbyn states his intention to apologise for England's illegal involvement in ashes batting collapses, if he gets elected as Labour leader
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:15 pmby rich1uk
Brendan Rodgers makes £30M transfer deadline bid for Shane Watson
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:42 pmby Durhamfootman
Shane Watson credits the recent form of Wayne Rooney as the inspiration for the footballing masterclass that led to his dismissal at Cardiff
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:55 pmby andy
Louis Van Gaal makes £50m bid for Shane Watson + Marcus Stoniis
Re: Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015
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Tue Sep 01, 2015 4:42 pmby from_the_stands
cricketfan90 wrote:Louis Van Gaal makes £50m bid for Shane Watson + Marcus Stoniis
The deal falls through when Twatto fails the medical.