Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Arthur Crabtree]

On the principle that these things even themselves out, umpires not allowed to give Ajinkya Rahane out for the rest of 2015.

[GarlicJam]

But he has been strongly advised against playing for all of 2016.

[Aidan11]

Too many people going around as if the England defeat didn't happen.

[Alviro Patterson]

Paul Downton calls for the reinstatement of Cook to ODI captain.

"See, Morgan doesn't win any games" he says.

Colin Graves over-rules and threatens to sack Downton if he continues to make ludricous remarks.

"I've got two words for Alastair Cook of his one day game and captaincy (refer to George Whitebread sketch on Harry Enfield). We are trying to get fans onside here, not against us."

[rich1uk]

ICC to introduce new handicap system for ODIs

England to get a 12 over start against all other test playing nations

[andy]

KP finally shuts up!!

[GarlicJam]

KP finally shuts up!!

The News of the World has been closed for a couple of years now.......

[Aidan11]

Paul Downton says how much he enjoyed Soccer AM this morning.

[Durhamfootman]

ECB set up a turnstile and charge 30 quid a go for associate nation bowlers wanting to bowl at England batsmen

[rich1uk]

ECB set up a turnstile and charge 30 quid a go for associate nation bowlers wanting to bowl at England batsmen

ECB officials ready with UK citizenship papers for anyone that manages to bowl a dot ball

[Arthur Crabtree]

Theresa May in a panic until she learns Cook is not in the squad.

[rich1uk]

Akshar Patel becomes first PDC world champion from India

[Durhamfootman]

England resolve their death over bowling problem by always losing with 10 overs to spare

[rich1uk]

CSA sponsors go bankrupt after paying out on number of 6s to charity

[Aidan11]

KP angry that ABD is hogging today's cricket headlines.