Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[braveneutral]

Cook won't play for Essex for ages.

Anyway:

Something is done when DFM punches him in the snout.

[Durhamfootman]

DFM denies violence accusations

The 6'4" middle aged, no nonsense bruiser, who also denied taking part in a torrid orgy with Colin Graves, Rachel Heyho Flint, Red Ed, Sam Cam, and the castanet clacker, said

"I can't afford to get that excited at my age, especially now that I'm on all this new medication"

[braveneutral]

Turns out that the prescription was given to him by the last member of the torrid orgy Dr. Christian.

[Alviro Patterson]

In an attempt to create a fair contest, Cricket Australia request for their fringe players to play in the England squad for The Ashes.

[Aidan11]

Peter Moores applies to become leader of the Lib-Dems.

[braveneutral]

UKIKPP wins one seat as Ali Cook holds on but Peter Moores is turfed out.

[Aidan11]

Peter Moores laptop given 12 month contract extension.

[Alviro Patterson]

Andrew Gale applies to be leader of UKIP

[braveneutral]

PM for PM.

[Aidan11]

The ECB in pictures -

[Alviro Patterson]

Alastair Cook appointed as manager of Portsmouth FC

[Slipstream]

Andy Flower returns as England coach..
Cook is reinstated as England ODI captain.
Moores becomes chairman of selectors.

[braveneutral]

Peter Moores become Minister for Culture, Media and Sport.

[Aidan11]

ECB remove the First Class status of the Leicester v Surrey game.

[braveneutral]

Boris Johnson accepts post of England coach stating: "well it is not really a job is it".