Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Durhamfootman]

To preserve the integrity of test cricket, and to ensure a more even contest, the ECB move swiftly to amend the 2019 summer schedule. Australia will now play a 2 test series in May, ahead of the New Zealand 5 test tour.

[Durhamfootman]

the ICC relabel the 2 test Australia and 5 test New Zealand tour the ANZashes, which will start on the 25th April 2019.

The ECB would have relabeled it the ANZashes, but didn't think of it

[Durhamfootman]

Wisden move quickly to point out that 'Pomicide' would mean the killing of the Poms, and start a Twaddle and @rsebook campaign to have it changed to 'Aussiecide', and the newspapers censured for being *modded* stupid

#pendant

[Aidan11]

TV manufacturers reporting roaring trade for orders after Bob Willis smiling smashed every TV screen that had The Verdict on last night.

[Durhamfootman]

Swimming Australia brace themselves for their greatest ever olympic results in 2020, after every child in Australia sets fire to their cricket bat and drags their parents down the shops to buy a pair of speedo's

[rich1uk]

When announcing his decision to retire after the 5th test at the oval Michael Clarke says that another 2-3 days of test cricket is about all his body can handle

[Arthur Crabtree]

Cook states his decision not to bowl nine wicket Broad on the last morning at Trent Bridge was inspired by Atherton's declaration at the SCG with Hick on 98.

[braveneutral]

Cook retires in order to capitalise on his potential in T20 franchise cricket.

[from_the_stands]

Australia sign KP on a free transfer.

[Aidan11]

Durham help Adil Rashid & Glenn Maxwell play in the 5th test.

[Durhamfootman]

Australia call up Michael Hussey for the 5th test

[Alviro Patterson]

Joe Root replaces Bob Wills in the Ashes Verdict

[Alviro Patterson]

TV manufacturers reporting roaring trade for orders after Bob Willis smiling smashed every TV screen that had The Verdict on last night.

Bob Willis breaks the internet

[Alviro Patterson]

Durham and England bowler Mark Wood in lucrative sponsorship deal with Robinson's Fruit Shoots

[rich1uk]

after media reports that the Australian team have been distracted by the presence of loved ones the ECB come up with new strategy for the 5th test