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After England's stunning win in SL, Alistair Cook is made England one day captain for life

ECB to pull England out of SL series if Cook is banned for next ODI game.

Aidan11 wrote:ECB to pull England out of SL series if Cook is banned for next ODI game.

BCCI arrange another 5 match ODI series with Sri Lanka as a stop gap

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Aidan11 wrote:ECB to pull England out of SL series if Cook is banned for next ODI game.

BCCI arrange another 5 match ODI series with Sri Lanka as a stop gap

Andrew Strauss comes out of retirement to captain England's ODI side

ECB call up methodological snooker player Rod Lawler for the 4th Sri Lanka ODI.

"We need an opener with an ability to go the distance and value his wicket. Having seen Rod Lawler on the baize, I am confident he can transfer his skills onto the crease" Says Peter Moores.

"I would like to welcome Rod Lawler into the England fold" says Alastair Cook. "Batsmen should be judged on their longevity at the crease and I am confident Rod will last the full 50 overs."

Terrified BCCI instructs ICC not to ban Cook for any matches involving England and India.

"with no Cook in the side, England would have their best chance ever of winning the world cup, and we are not prepared to tolerate that" said a BCCI spokesman

Cricket Disciplinary Commission extend Alastair Cook's ban for a further 3 matches and must go on a captaincy course, if he is to retain the England captaincy.

'The big cheese' arrives in Sri Lanka and takes over the England captaincy

Cook knighted for services to the ECB.

Matt Prior retires from First Class cricket due to ongoing achilles problem, takes up new career as sales representative of Babybel.

Babybel cheeses containing jelly beans, go on sale

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Kevin Pietersen becomes 1st customer

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Kevin Pietersen becomes 1st customer

Collingwood complains that aren't enough blue jelly beans

England win world cup after Alistair Cook realises that he can have another go at every match by flying very fast against the spin of the earth and reversing time, until eventually the opposition make enough mistakes for England to win each game.