Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Arthur Crabtree]

Hospital psychiatrist in effort to understand CMS poster reads entire Kevin Pietersen thread. After being himself certified insane, shrink has to share cell with Alastair Cook.

[Alviro Patterson]

After claiming that England have their best chance ever of winning the world cup in 2015, Alistair Cook is finally sectioned under the Mental Health Act

Alastair Cook released, claims he was reading off the ECB dossier written by Giles Clarke.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Clarke blames Cook's family.

[Alviro Patterson]

Cricket Disciplinary Commission employed by the Football Association in order to determine punishment of MK Dons manager Karl Robinson for using abusive and/or insulting words towards an opposition player in the game against Bradford City, including reference of nationality.

[from_the_stands]

With Michael Clarke's cricket career seemingly at an end, and Twatto's next injury just around the corner, Shane Warne offers to come out of retirement to skipper the Aussies in the next Ashes series.

[KipperJohn]

As part of his fitness regime, James Taylor starts work as a hod carrier for Lego.

[Durhamfootman]

As part of his fitness regime, James Taylor starts work as a hod carrier for Lego.

Oooh...... like it!

[Aidan11]

As part of his fitness regime, James Taylor starts work as a hod carrier for Lego.

[rich1uk]

England's tour of Sri Lanka in doubt after British Airways refuse to allow Alastair Cook to captain the flight to Colombo

an ECB statement said "We accept Alastair has never flown a plane before but we consider him to have all the qualities required to do so"

[KipperJohn]

England's tour of Sri Lanka in doubt after British Airways refuse to allow Alastair Cook to captain the flight to Colombo

an ECB statement said "We accept Alastair has never flown a plane before but we consider him to have all the qualities required to do so"

[Aidan11]

Bob Geldof denies an approach by Giles Clarke to release a Band Aid single to save domestic cricket in this country.

[Durhamfootman]

Newly appointed ICC supremo Sepp Blatter announces that the 2019 CWC will be held on the moon, after a successful bid by Richard Branson

[from_the_stands]

When asked in an interview about how he would lead the Oz Test side should he be appointed captain, Dave Warner replied; with a left, then a right.

[rich1uk]

Newly appointed ICC supremo Sepp Blatter announces that the 2019 CWC will be held on the moon, after a successful bid by Richard Branson

ECB choose not to travel to the moon early to acclimatise saying the atmosphere around the dressing room is low enough

[Durhamfootman]

Captain Cook confesses to looking forward to the 2019 CWC on the moon, because for once England's hopes won't come down with a bump