Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Alviro Patterson]

Alastair Cook in lucrative sponsorship deal with Rainham Steel

[Aidan11]

Ian Botham insists it wasn't him behind the naughty spoof Greggs logo which appeared today and says he has been misquoted when taking about his purchase there of a tasty sausage roll.

[Durhamfootman]

England appoint Alice Cook as Assistant Team Director

"we couldn't have beaten India without her" says Peter Moores

[Durhamfootman]

England sack Alice Cook after the ODI series defeat to India

"her one day tactics were terrible" says Peter Moores

[D/L]

England appoint Alice Cook as Assistant Team Director

"She wouldn't be the first relative of a current England player in an important job and not at all due to family connections. We have Gemma Broad as well.", added an ECB spokesman.

[Alviro Patterson]

England appoint Alice Cook as Assistant Team Director

"we couldn't have beaten India without her" says Peter Moores

Smokie and Roy Chubby Brown bemused at the appointment

[D/L]

England appoint Alice Cook as Assistant Team Director

"we couldn't have beaten India without her" says Peter Moores

Smokie and Roy Chubby Brown bemused at the appointment

"To paraphrase Roy slightly, he's never heard of the lady.", said Roy "Chubby" Brown's agent.

"Has anyone got a gig for Bradford's best ever band?", asked the agent for Smokie.

[Durhamfootman]

England appoint Alice Cook as Assistant Team Director

"we couldn't have beaten India without her" says Peter Moores

Smokie and Roy Chubby Brown bemused at the appointment

nice

[Alviro Patterson]

Smokie admits he still hasn't got used to no longer living next door to Alice Cook

[Slipstream]

England appoint Alice Cook as Assistant Team Director

"She wouldn't be the first relative of a current England player in an important job and not at all due to family connections. We have Gemma Broad as well.", added an ECB spokesman.

[Durhamfootman]

Smokie admits he still hasn't got used to no longer living next door to Alice Cook

Smokie attempts to emulate Roy 'Chubby' Brown by reading all about living next door to Alice Cook in the paper, whilst driving.

[Alviro Patterson]

Smokie admits he still hasn't got used to no longer living next door to Alice Cook

Smokie attempts to emulate Roy 'Chubby' Brown by reading all about living next door to Alice Cook in the paper, whilst driving.

Just watched the news

[rich1uk]

Ravi Shastri has said his main focus in the lead up to the ODI series is to get the squad to work on their fitness after the test series before playing the longer form of the game

[Durhamfootman]

Ravi Shastri signs lucrative 8 figure deal with Citibank and guarantees that each India ODI player, in each match against England, will hit at least one Citi maximum, 2 Citi quadruples, bowl several Citi Delhiers, attempt to take 2 Citi skyers in the deep and have a Citi moment of success with one of the dancing girls......... white trashy ones, obviously.... not the nice respectable Indian girls......... and will take turns to scream "Ah Hoooooo Ya, every 30 seconds

[Durhamfootman]

Not to be outdone, Peter Moores signs a similar deal with Help the Aged and the Rastrick and Brighouse Brass Band, thought to worth around £6.50