Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Durhamfootman]

D/L accuses crocodile of being too thin skinned

[SaintPowelly]

D/L accuses crocodile of being too thin skinned

Crocodile snaps back.

[D/L]

Better.

[hopeforthebest]

Mike appoints Crocodile Dundee editor of predict a headline thread.

[shankycricket]

The ECB agree to ban Jimmy Anderson for the Old Trafford Test on humanitarian grounds after India pick all 3 of Gambhir, Dhawan and Nohit in the playing XI.

[Dr Cricket]

The ECB agree to ban Jimmy Anderson for the Old Trafford Test on humanitarian grounds after India pick all 3 of Gambhir, Dhawan and Nohit in the playing XI.

LOL.

not gonna be harsh but will dhawan get a score to get another 10 innings in the test arena.

[Alviro Patterson]

Ravi Jadeja and Jimmy Anderson in lucrative sponsorship deal with Debenhams to promote their Man Bag range.

[D/L]

"WHEN WILL WOAKES' WICKETLESS WOE WANE?"

[Aidan11]

Anderson pushes Broad in the OT corridor.

"This is my ground and you've stolen my thunder" he says.

[SaintPowelly]

Broad arrested for Thunder Stealing.

[braveneutral]

Stuart Broad makes a phone call from his jail cell to fellow opening bowler Jimmy Anderson to deliver a four word message: "yeah Jimmy, talk nah."

[Aidan11]

Woakes has more wickets than Pankaj.

[Alviro Patterson]

Chris Woakes bowling average after the India series goes up to 500

[Alviro Patterson]

Chris Jordan tons up as nightwatchman, does a Denesh Ramdin

[Alviro Patterson]

Alex Lees and Adam Lyth issued banning orders from Wantage Road