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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby andy » Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:18 pm

KP sends libellous texts to Peter Moores about the standard of Andy Flower's coaching.
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby Alviro Patterson » Sat Jan 11, 2014 1:42 am

cricketfan90 wrote:KP sends libellous texts to Peter Moores about the standard of Andy Flower's coaching.


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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby Alviro Patterson » Sat Jan 11, 2014 2:02 am

In a sensational twist, Andy Flower is sacked from the head coach post.

Kevin Pietersen announces his retirement, applies for the England vacancy and becomes new head coach.
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"They took all our players away, banned our captain and we still came away with a ten-wicket victory" Jason Gillespie
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby Dilbert » Sun Jan 12, 2014 1:50 am

KP, Moores, Flower and Strauss feature in the next episode of "Come Dine With Me"
Cook provides the voiceover.
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby andy » Sun Jan 12, 2014 9:35 pm

Dilbert wrote:KP, Moores, Flower and Strauss feature in the next episode of "Come Dine With Me"
Cook provides the voiceover.



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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby GarlicJam » Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:38 pm

The English cricket team visited an orphanage today.

"It is really sad to see their little faces with no hope" said Sarah aged 6.
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby hopeforthebest » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:26 am

GarlicJam wrote:The English cricket team visited an orphanage today.

"It is really sad to see their little faces with no hope" said Sarah aged 6.



:lmao
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby hopeforthebest » Mon Jan 13, 2014 12:40 am

At a press briefing yesterday, Alistair Cook said that in order to solve his problem on off stump he has taken advice from his tailor and from now on he will dress on the right.
Work expands to fill the time available, so why do today what can be put off until tomorrow.


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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby Alviro Patterson » Mon Jan 13, 2014 1:00 am

Dilbert wrote:KP, Moores, Flower and Strauss feature in the next episode of "Come Dine With Me"
Cook provides the voiceover.


:lmaoagain

Brilliant Dilbert

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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby Aidan11 » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:11 pm

Australia will only play six players in the next ODI to give England a chance.

Bad news is Faulkner is one of them.
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby from_the_stands » Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:30 pm

Alistair Cook fired as England captain, and immediately goes into hiding.
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby sussexpob » Fri Jan 17, 2014 4:01 pm

from_the_stands wrote:Alistair Cook fired as England captain, and immediately goes into hiding.


Alaistair cook joins the 27 + 2 club after falling off a pedalo.... last photos of him show he has his underpants on his head and two pencils shoved up his nose saying he wants to be sent home because he is crazy
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby meninblue » Fri Jan 17, 2014 5:43 pm

GarlicJam wrote:The English cricket team visited an orphanage today.

"It is really sad to see their little faces with no hope" said Sarah aged 6.


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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby GarlicJam » Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:30 pm

sussexpob wrote:
from_the_stands wrote:Alistair Cook fired as England captain, and immediately goes into hiding.


Alaistair cook joins the 27 + 2 club after falling off a pedalo.... last photos of him show he has his underpants on his head and two pencils shoved up his nose saying he wants to be sent home because he is crazy

Catch 22?
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Re: Predict a cricket headline for 2014

Postby sussexpob » Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:34 pm

GarlicJam wrote:
sussexpob wrote:
from_the_stands wrote:Alistair Cook fired as England captain, and immediately goes into hiding.


Alaistair cook joins the 27 + 2 club after falling off a pedalo.... last photos of him show he has his underpants on his head and two pencils shoved up his nose saying he wants to be sent home because he is crazy

Catch 22?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2DCExerOsA

I assume that it is homage to JH's Yossarian character......
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