Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Aidan11]

ECB leak the result of the first test v NZ.

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB found responsible for claiming George Galloway won the Bradford West General Election before the polls closed.

[Durhamfootman]

Pietersen forced to apologise to Bradford West

[Alviro Patterson]

England make 11th hour call up of Swansea born Pakistan spin bowler Imad Wasim

[Durhamfootman]

Local residents claims appear justified as Durham CCC unveil their new 'state of the art' floodlights

[Aidan11]

Local residents suddenly disappear.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Floodlights die in cold northeast microclimate.

[Durhamfootman]

ICC solve slow over rate problem by making fielding teams stay out during the intervals until they have completed their full complement of overs at competition winning members of the crowd (or 'outsiders' as they are now known), while the batsmen go inside for a cuppa and a sit down.

[Alviro Patterson]

ECB leak Bank of England's research of leaving the EU.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Andrew Strauss responds to criticism that England's attack lacks variety by telling Sky to turn up the speed gun for two of their bowlers.

Plans in development to create a left arm bowler by filming Mark Wood in negative.

[Aidan11]

Media call for KP to replace Ballance.

[rich1uk]

Andrew Strauss hires CMS poster as his personal assistant

[GarlicJam]

Sepp Blatter has said that he is willing to speak with the world's media about corruption within FIFA's upper management - for a fair price.

[hopeforthebest]

Mohammed Ali elected Fifa boss. Promises to end corruption by floating like a butterfly and stinging like a bee.

[Aidan11]

Stuart Broad is England's new Number 3.