Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[D/L]

Yet another snappy one.

I thought this thread was for newspaper headlines, not columns.

D/L takes a chill pill, as he discovers the term 'banter'

"CF90 RAPPED FOR OVER LONG HEADLINES"

"We can't sustain all this newsprint production", said a spokesman for Friends of the Earth.

[from_the_stands]

KP signs up for Celebrity Big Brother, but is voted out before he even enters the house. Fellow contestants Andrew Strauss, Peter Moores and Andy Flower all remained tight lipped about the eviction.

[sussexpob]

Paul and Barry Chuckle are handed England test debuts for the upcoming India test series at home.

Barry will bat at 4 and throw custard pies in the faces of the coaching staff when England lose more than 3 wickets for under 30 runs. Paul will bowl second change and offer hugs to any dismissed batsman or bowler who has conceeded a boundary.

If successful, the ECB may also employ Matthew from the Sooty show, and Geoffrey from Rainbow, as "happy" coaches.

[D/L]

KP signs up for Celebrity Bi Brother, but is voted out before he even enters the house. Fellow contestants Andrew Strauss, Peter Moores and Andy Flower all remained tight lipped about the eviction.

"Celebrity Bi Brother"?

[from_the_stands]

KP signs up for Celebrity Bi Brother, but is voted out before he even enters the house. Fellow contestants Andrew Strauss, Peter Moores and Andy Flower all remained tight lipped about the eviction.

"Celebrity Bi Brother"?

My bad. Fixed.

[Durhamfootman]

KP pens 4 year deal with Yorks

[D/L]

KP pens 4 year deal with Yorks

"We have paid him big bucks to keep away", explained Gillespie.

[Alviro Patterson]

KP pens 4 year deal with Yorks

Rowdy Yorkshire members scorn their fury in the AGM, Geoff Boycott resigns as President.

[Durhamfootman]

KP to replace Boycott

[KipperJohn]

Bell, Anderson and Broad fail to hand their homework in on time. They are dropped and their contracts terminated.

[Durhamfootman]

Durham release Benkenstein for the 2014 season

"Durham CCC would like to wish Dale every success at Hampshire, from the bottom of our wallets"

[Aidan11]

Durham release Benkenstein for the 2014 season

"Durham CCC would like to wish Dale every success at Hampshire, from the bottom of our wallets"

[Durhamfootman]

Mitchell Johnson pens Durham deal

"I always wanted to open the batting in T20 with the Colonel", says the moustachio'd destroyer

[andy]

Ben Stokes makes his maiden test match double hundred!

[Durhamfootman]

Benkenstein leads Hants to victory over Durham in epic Lords final