Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Alviro Patterson]

Ben Stokes aims to become the new Burnley Express, after signing a contract with Burnley Football Club.

[rich1uk]

BCCI hire CMS poster shanky as a motivational speaker for the ODI team prior to their world cup campaign

[Durhamfootman]

After a review of their rain delay procedures, the MCG follow the example set in the Rod Laver Arena, by selling their super soppers, and using the money to provide every child in Melbourne with half a dozen tea towels

[hopeforthebest]

Alistair Cook sends a text to Micheal Clarke wishing him well on his attempt to hang on to the Australian ODI captaincy for the World Cup.

[rich1uk]

BCCI hire CMS poster shanky as a motivational speaker for the ODI team prior to their world cup campaign

shanks signs publishing deal as a result of his time with the indian squad , this deal will cover a three book series.

the first of which "you all suck!" will focus on management techniques. this will be followed by an in-depth look at the selection process; "dhawan, really?" and will finish off with the enigmatically titled ":facepalm"

[shankycricket]

BCCI hire CMS poster shanky as a motivational speaker for the ODI team prior to their world cup campaign

shanks signs publishing deal as a result of his time with the indian squad , this deal will cover a three book series.

the first of which "you all suck!" will focus on management techniques. this will be followed by an in-depth look at the selection process; "dhawan, really?" and will finish off with the enigmatically titled ":facepalm"

As a part of the Swacch Bharat Abhiyaan (Clean India campaign started by the new Central Government) shanks gets rid of all the deadweight out of the side.
Dhawan and Ashwin resort to 2nd Division County Cricket for a living, where they are dropped after 2 matches.

[Alviro Patterson]

Durham CCC headquarters moved to Hartlepool in light of Aidan11's 30,000+ post count.

[Alviro Patterson]

Aidan11 trending on social network website Twitter for reaching 30k posts

[Aidan11]

Aidan11 trending on social network website Twitter for reaching 30k posts

Oddly enough my name is trending but nothing to do with me.

[rich1uk]

Aidan "the axeman" 11 pays tribute to Alistair cook and peter moores , saying without them he would never have reached this milestone so soon

[rich1uk]

Ravi Bopara signs for Aston Villa , Paul Lambert says the club need someone with his ability as a finisher

[shankycricket]

Rohit Sharma is invited as the Chief Guest on the reality show "India's Got Talent". All the participants collectively suffer a brainfade.

[Aidan11]

Andy Murray offers advice to SA cricket team.

[shankycricket]

Luis Suarez appointed Indian bowling coach.

"If he imagines the cricket ball as a human being and trains our ball-handlers accordingly, we could get some early reverse swing going". The BCCI secretary said in a statement.

[GarlicJam]

Luis Suarez appointed Indian bowling coach.

This has only happened now because his long term contract with Shahid Afridi has expired.