Arthur Crabtree wrote:England adopt the Yorkshire method and select five seamers plus Rashid for the third Test.
Alviro Patterson wrote:Joe Root enters Walkabout bar wearing a Kangaroo costume with boxing gloves
GarlicJam wrote:David Warner says he is honoured to be given the role as Australia's official waster of review opportunities.
He went on to state that he has a long way to go to reach the lofty standards set by the retired Shane Watson. "I aim to be caught dead in front of the stumps wherever possible, and then waste a bit of time trying to make it look like my batting partner's idea to review, just like how the great Twatto has done so well over the years".
Coach Lehman is very pleased with Warner's cracking start in his new role: "Less than 3 overs into the test, and we are down to just the one review, Wee Davie's done us proud!"
Alviro Patterson wrote:Australia appoint Boycott as batting coach
GarlicJam wrote:Alviro Patterson wrote:Australia appoint Boycott as batting coach
Boycott sub-contracts the job out to his grandmother, and a North Yorkshire rhubarb farmer.
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