Predict a Cricket Headline for 2015

[Aidan11]

ECB take out a full page advert in all the newspapers to say KP got by far the lowest score of Surrey's top 5 batsmen.

[Aidan11]

ECB declare today's county batting scores null and void.

[rich1uk]

Peter Moores says Alastair Cook is the exceptional catcher of our generation

[Alviro Patterson]

Adil Rashid, Adam Lyth, Liam Plunkett, Jonny Bairstow kidnapped by the Yorkshire Republican Army.

[andy]

Alex Hales opens the batting for england in first Ashes test

[Aidan11]

In a clerical mix up, ECB release Ben Stokes to Yorkshire.

[Durhamfootman]

"Yorkshire... Durham.... same thing really.....it's all up North..... In Lancashire somewhere, we think"

[Alviro Patterson]

Colin Graves publically criticises England after their World Cup and Caribbean failures.

“It’s down to the players who have been on the park – nobody else,” said Graves. “The performances have been a disgrace; they have been unacceptable. The players need to take a long, hard look at themselves as far as I’m concerned.

“We’ve given them everything they wanted – contracts, salaries, we’ve given them everything. So they can’t turn round and say England's done this or England's done that.

“In the past, they’ve blamed the Carribean pitches and said we can’t get a result pitch in Grenada. Well, we’ve had bloody result pitches this year, but we can't win on them. Devendera Bishoo managed to get a 5-fer on that wicket and Moeen Ali got carted about."

“Don’t blame the bloody pitch, it’s not the pitch. It’s the fact they can’t play on it, that’s the problem.”

[Alviro Patterson]

Peter Moores appointed manager of Brentford Football Club. Owner Matthew Bernham delighted with the appointment.

"I am confident Peter Moores is the right man to take Brentford to the Premier League. His coaching methods of using data to get results fits with my ideology and being an elite member of World Class coaching is an added bonus."

[Slipstream]

Pietersen is the first player to sign up with the Essel group and is set to earn $80m over the next 5 years.

[Alviro Patterson]

Pitch inspectors sent out to Barbados after 18 wickets fell on the 2nd day of the 3rd West Indies v England test

[Alviro Patterson]

Alastair Cook banned from Headingley for his Yorkshiregate comments

[Arthur Crabtree]

Ha! Apparently another Essex player Keith Fletcher wasn't liked by the Yorkshire crowd. Maybe Cookie will know how he felt.

[shankycricket]

Alastair Cook banned from Headingley for his Yorkshiregate comments

Peter Moores' laptop refuses to accept an England line-up without Cook.

[Arthur Crabtree]

Alastair Cook demands 'something should be done' about predict a cricket headline.