Predict a cricket headline for 2014

[Durhamfootman]

Jos Buttler gets mankaded in the 3rd test

"The lad will just not learn" says Dhoni

[Alviro Patterson]

It is revealed that CMS resident poster D/L was the main reason why Matt Prior decided to stand down.

"D/L hunted him mercilessly and made his position and Alastair Cook's job difficult for any player," Mark Robinson told BBC Radio Sussex.

"With Matt carrying injuries it probably got a bit too much and he has done the right thing to pull himself out.

"D/L scrutinises every move he does, even when he takes a difficult catch or makes a big score it is described as "luck". It almost makes it impossible for him to do his job, as it is for the England captain. Every move they make is under enormous pressure."

[from_the_stands]

Following being granted British citizenship following his numerous spells in the UK, Shane Warne announces his comeback to Test cricket, and indicates that he would be the ideal candidate to replace Alistair Cook as England captain. Warne further suggests that his mate KP will serve as his deputy.

[Aidan11]

England win a test match.

[DiligentDefence]

England win a test match.

Now that's just silly.

[Alviro Patterson]

Following being granted British citizenship following his numerous spells in the UK, Shane Warne announces his comeback to Test cricket, and indicates that he would be the ideal candidate to replace Alistair Cook as England captain. Warne further suggests that his mate KP will serve as his deputy.

Shane Warne insists that Gary Ballance must take his shirt off when completing each milestone

[Durhamfootman]

Warne suggests that Moores are something you walk over on route to the test match

[Alviro Patterson]

Alastair Cook retires from international cricket, takes up offer to play for Liverpool FC.

[D/L]

It is revealed that CMS resident poster D/L was the main reason why Matt Prior decided to stand down.

"D/L hunted him mercilessly and made his position and Alastair Cook's job difficult for any player," Mark Robinson told BBC Radio Sussex.

"With Matt carrying injuries it probably got a bit too much and he has done the right thing to pull himself out.

"D/L scrutinises every move he does, even when he takes a difficult catch or makes a big score it is described as "luck". It almost makes it impossible for him to do his job, as it is for the England captain. Every move they make is under enormous pressure."

Asked to comment, D/L said, "Nah, he were just crap".

[Alviro Patterson]

MS Dhoni defended the decision not to bowl extra overs as India bowled their 90 over allocation before 6pm, citing the players wanted to listen to the Shipping Forecast.

[Durhamfootman]

MS Dhoni defended the decision not to bowl extra overs as India bowled their 90 over allocation before 6pm, citing the players wanted to listen to the Shipping Forecast.

nice one

[Aidan11]

England selectors find four spinners -

[rich1uk]

England selectors find four spinners -

umpire reported to the ACSU for being on the fiddle

[Aidan11]

[Durhamfootman]

Darren Stevens hauled up before the beak again for not reporting the umpire on the fiddle