by sussexpob » Wed Jan 07, 2026 12:01 pm
Now England have basically finished batting for this series, there remains a lot of questions moving forward about this batting line up. Joe Root is excluded, as is Brook. Bethell's 100 locked down 3 for now.... after that, there are a huge number of questions.
For Zak Crawley, this has to be the end. He's averaged 28 this series, and despite the usual odd marauding 50 creeping in here and there, the idea as sold to us by Brendan McCullum that he is a fallible player that can win games on his own is just simply not true. In 65 test matches he has scored a 100 in only two test match wins..... the first was in Pakistan in a game 8 batsman scored hundreds in the first innings and the pitch was rated all time flat. The second was against Zimbabwe. There is zero career defining knocks here. Averaging 31 is bad enough, but there is devil in the detail. He averages over 50 in games that don't produce results, and 26 in matches that do. Considering how England bat and plummeting scores in tests, to get 5 completed days now is rare, it takes a featherbed for it to happen.... Essentially Crawley isn't much better than a tailender on any wicket that produces results. He also averages mid-20s away in all games. This is over huge samples too..... he has to go. No questions.
Duckett's previous form such exclude him from this conversation, but the manner of his failure in this series and questions arising from his conduct off-field puts it back on the table. His Ashes record is quite frankly appalling, and while very early on in the 2023 he made back to back fifties in a game that Pat Cummins didn't really know how to respond to the Bazball onslaught and put 9 men back on the boundary, after that innings Australia went away and adapted the plan.... since then Duckett has 9 games with a best of 42 and an average of 18. This is not only bad, but its tremendously bad. He has carved a figure of someone out of his depth in this series, and totally clueless and technically unable to respond to the barrage.
The record on paper looks good overall, but how many dead calories are there? What value is in his contributions? He has 6 100s (no Ashes ones in 10 games)....
- 182 vs Ireland....meaningless
- 140 vs Zimbabwe....meaningless
- 107 v Pakistan..... its the same 8 centurion in the first dig pitch Crawley scored on, this is pretty close to being meaningless. Historically flat deck.
- 114 vs Pakistan ..... You can't fault this effort, the pitch was tricky and England struggled.
- 153 v India.... On a pitch that India scored 900/14 with the best part of 300 runs left not out declared in the second innings meaning well over a 1000 runs given infinite time was likely. Road.
- 149 v India..... there was 6 100s and a 99 scored before Duckett made his hundred. Absolute road.
So yeah. Two teams barely test standard, a handful of scores on roads against Pakistan's statistically worst team in history. There isn't much here to say against quality sides in anything but the friendliest conditions, he is doing well.
We move onto Jamie Smith. This is the most disappointing of all for me because he has looked so good. But like Duckett, its the manner and extent of his failures in this his biggest pressure series to date that leaves huge concerns. He has been quite frankly atrocious, and cuts a figure of someone who looks out of his depth and unable to cope with the expectation. The drop catch at Brisbane was unforgivable, the tennis shots in Sydney and a calamitous run out put the icing on the cake, nothing else really has worked for him.
He's looked very good until this point, but something doesn't add up with his play in this series. Can good players look this bad on occasion, or is this a sign that the pressure just totally got to him? It's hard to not to see at least a little of the latter in his efforts this year, and that worries me for the future. If playing in an Ashes/In Australia did this to him, then can we trust him again? He needs to bounce back sharpish, another low 20s series like this one starts to open questions about his future. I have faith he can turn it around, he has all the tools to do so.
And finally.... we need to talk about Ben. Well, sort of.
Stokes averaged 18 in this series with the bat, which let's face it - its pathetic. This is no longer an outlier either, tracing back between the last two Ashes series Stokes has only 1 x 100, and averages 27 a go. Again, detail here matters. That sole hundred was scored in a drawn game where India batted out 430/4 on the last day, and in a test match with the most 50s ever scored in a game..... translation, its another stats padding on roads. The only other good series he had was against the worst ranked side England have played a multiple match series against. Like Duckett, when you get past the panckes and the worst attacks on offer, in serious games in tough conditions the pickings are slim.
Stokes has been very good with the ball, so dropping him is not in the question. But at this stage with ever diminishing returns with the bat, would England be better to consider him in the current Jacks role at 8? You can't carry someone unable to average 30-35 in the top 6, and its been a long time since Ben has proven he can consistently hit the higher side of that mark. I personally think its time to move him down the order.
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